Avi’Yam Jordan
MC Practicum Student
Putting women into categories is a challenge. Why? Because women are not as simple as men in my opinion, but this is what I came up with.
THE ACHIEVER
There is always that one girl that goes above and beyond in class. Does all the extra credit work and assignments. Always raises her hand and knows the answer to every single question. Don’t you hate this chick? Just kidding! Most achiever girls can be a little snobby but are too down to earth to hate. She is very practical and has a great head on her own shoulders. A future lawyer, doctor, engineer, journalist, or whatever her major is, you can just tell by how she walks in a room she will grow to be the Queen Bee. Achiever girls are great girls to be friends with or for any guy to have as a girlfriend.
THE SOCIALITE
Don’t we all know that one girl who is known of but not known about? She is gorgeous, dresses in the hottest outfits and always looks top notch and is one of the baddest females on campus. The socialite girl is a campus celebrity. They invest their money into their looks, education, and keeping themselves up. They are self-sufficient (they don’t need) rather than independent (to not want). Some may have a conceited attitude or demeanor, but are usually decent people.
THE SORORITY GIRL
The down to earth and beautiful Deltas, the pretty and ladylike AKAs, the cool Zetas, and the real Rhos; the sorority girls are sisters for a lifetime. Sorority women have a strong belief in sisterhood, but to break it down, there are two types of sorority girls that have been observed. The true sister and the fake sister. The true sister lovers her sorority and the entire essence of being involved in it. She is dedicated. She has her sisters backs no matter what. Then there is the fake sister. She joined because she liked the stereotype and the idea of being in a sorority rather than the purpose of the organization. After she crossed, she didn’t give a care. She wears the paraphernalia and takes great pride in letting everyone know what she is.
THE PLAIN JANE
Let’s start with the positive, there’s the cool girl. She’s the type of girl that’s simply enjoying her college experience. She is what the majority of college girls really are. The plain Jane goes to class, hangs with her friend(s), goes to parties here and there, and lives the college life. She might not have a 3.8, but she’s definitely not failing. She may not be the baddest on campus, but she’s far from ugly. The second type of plain Jane is the lame. Lame not because she pretends to be something she’s not, but because of her energy. She’s the girl that never goes out, is always in her room and gives off an anti-social energy of loneliness, depression, and isolation. This plain Jane is like Kendrick Lamar’s Swimming Pool’s chorus. Wake up, room, Eat, room, Class, room, Homework, room.
THE PROMISCOUS GIRL
The girl that banged half the campus. Only rolls with dudes. We all know that one girl that is known as the ho, slut, “thot”, “stragg”, or even to keep it old school, a “skeezer”. Many promiscuous women in college can be unashamed of their sexual conquests and tend to own their actions. They do what they want when they want, being confident and some even arrogant about what they do. While on the other hand, many promiscuous women can be very naive and confused to the game that many men run on them. These promiscuous girls want the intimacy of a man just as much as the pleasure, and could be trying to find themselves through the men they have sex with because they feel a lack of completion.
THE PARTY GIRL
Always down to hit the club and dance like a stripper, the party girl stays turnt up with a bottle or two in her room. Cute and charming, the party girl tends to flood Instagram and Twitter time lines. There is nothing wrong with wanting to go out to parties and have fun. Unless she rolls with her roommate to parties, her roommate probably can’t stand her ass. Why? The party girl usually brings different people in the room frequently and always has music booming through the hall. The only problem with being a party girl is if she puts partying, popularity, and fun before studying. As long as the party girl can find balance between fun and studies, she’ll be good in the long run.
THE RATCHET
Put in two cups of Nicki Minaj, a tablespoon of Nene, a dose of K. Michelle and a dash of ghetto boom! You have yourself a ratchet! The ratchet is the girl that truly does not care about what anyone thinks about her. With that being said, we now know why she would come to class wearing her hair bonnet or walk around on campus with half of her weave out. Ratchets can look anyway but many of them have their own agenda on why they choose to attend college. Some go for the experience, some because their parents put them on, some just want the refund check while others desire a better life. Usually gone after their first semester or year in college, it takes a few knocks on the head to get the ratchet rhinestone to transform into a solid diamond.
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