<\/a>After dodging a series of raindrops, I have decided to let my drop top down to allow some form of light in to pierce through last semesters shade.<\/p>\nThe Jackson weather has become an experience like no other and while I was in class today burning up from layers, I had an epiphany. The fashion \u201cGAWDS\u201d helped me realize that I can no longer judge you all for being fashionably challenged because I no longer know what to wear myself. So, this semester the fashion commandments will no longer be referenced, instead they will be taught!<\/p>\n
1.<\/strong> Thou shall not wear bonnets outside the residence halls<\/p>\n2.<\/strong> Thou shall not wear ties that stop above the navel<\/p>\n3.<\/strong> Thou shall not wear Timberland boots to every function<\/p>\n4.<\/strong> Thou shall not wear shorts that expose ashy cheeks<\/p>\n5.<\/strong> Though shall not mix gold and silver jewelry<\/p>\n6.<\/strong> Thou shall not wear Adidas pants above the ankle<\/p>\n7.<\/strong> Thou shall not WEAR TIGHTS AS PANTS<\/p>\n8.<\/strong> Thou shall not wear pajamas outside your room<\/p>\n9.<\/strong> Thou shall not give fashion advice if thou cannot dress<\/p>\n10.\u00a0<\/strong> Thou shall not sag lower than the crack… or at all<\/p>\nGrowing up, a young girl should learn at least three things in her life: Pull your skirt or dress down when you stand up, do not sit with your legs wide open and do not wear a bonnet, head scarf, du-rag, wave cap, rollers, or bantu knots outside your bedroom! Trendiness is not measured by how wild you appear to the public, but instead how presentable you are.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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